Reasons I completely dislike Twitter:

• It reminds me of the word “twit.”
• It has all of the panache and weight of a Cliff Notes book.
• It exudes a lack of confidence in the permanence of our experiences.
• It smells like teen spirit.
• It takes the place of blogs, which are now the more-thoughtful electronic communication tool, which, in turn, is hard to believe.
• It creates a kind of enforcement of followers.
• It further glamorizes celebrity at the risk of shunning important content.
• It places urgency above explication.
• It creates new demands on our mental space, which is increasingly limited by the detrititus of impoverished, short-term thinking.
• It is cute.

I signed up for an account and you can follow it at https://twitter.com/deckchairs