Okay, so I went online,

Okay, so I went online, very reluctantly, to see what the Government has to say about a potential nuclear blast on ready.gov, the new Web site of the Department of Homeland Security, and it’s the most sanguine instructions I’ve ever seen. It’s hard to believe that the first thing they ask you to do is “take cover.” This site almost scares me more than the possibility of a terrorist threat.