There is a man in the forest who lives all by himself, in the West, and nobody ever built him a home. He has long, scratchy fingernails and is near the trees. His name is Matcho Peacho. Soon a man made his house and he’s fine now.
This comes from the brain of a three-year old girl. I find the story dangerously funny.
Tomorrow or the next day, I will post something of another nature — what websites hide.