Terribly ungrammatical, the above header is meant to merely describe.
As a consumer dad, or a consuming father – whichever comes first – it’s hard not to notice the strong similarities between certain kids’ products and their adult counterparts. Here’s a brief list of some of those products. It’s not exhaustive and you can draw your own conclusions:

• Crayola crayons box:Marlboro cigarettes
• Pez candy dispensers::Bic lighters
• Barbie clothes::Gap clothes
• Mentos::Uppers
• M&Ms::Downers
• Fruit Rolls::Fruit Rolls