What Kids' Things Are.

Terribly ungrammatical, the above header is meant to merely describe.
As a consumer dad, or a consuming father – whichever comes first – it’s hard not to notice the strong similarities between certain kids’ products and their adult counterparts. Here’s a brief list of some of those products. It’s not exhaustive and you can draw your own conclusions:

  • Crayola crayons box:Marlboro cigarettes
  • Pez candy dispensers::Bic lighters
  • Barbie clothes::Gap clothes
  • Mentos::Uppers
  • M&Ms::Downers
  • Fruit Rolls::Fruit Rolls